Thursday, May 7, 2009
Ms. Mandy left a comment that I should just go out and get laid, or at least jerk off. I've contemplated both, but have my own reasons for not doing the first.
In terms of the second, I don't do it often because I'm too good at it, and it ruins my sex drive for a day. I like being horny when I'm not getting any. I like being hornier when I am getting some or a lot. Masturbation throws that off for me.
I still do it, often enough, to at least clear things out. But that's the other catch: I like to save up the manjuice for a lovely lady rather than waste it on Sexy Miss Kleenex. It's good stuff, my diet includes enough secret ingredients to make it taste great, and it sets the tone for a woman's chances with me in the long run.
I do play with Little Fire Hydrant (the nickname given to it by an old friend and lover) when I'm with someone else, or phone sexing. In that case, I get too turned on not to. Speaking of mutual masturbation, maybe that's what I need right now rather than a FWB or a regular gig. I've had only 2 females who I only mutually jerked off with, and it was always hot. Why didn't we have sex? Mostly to keep things uncomplicated. But it was very, very hot. One sweet young thing I had a 9 months "touch ourselves" friendship with would tell me about the guys she was banging, I'd tell her my stories, and we'd get riled up online and end up meeting and taking care of our own needs. She ended up covered in what I gave her (her request) but she never actually touched it: no hands, no mouth, no bottom love. We only stopped when she moved, but she'll still call to hear my voice and ask me to get her riled up.
The odd thing is, I think masturbation is way more important for a woman than a man. In my case, it gets me settled so I don't get horny constantly. In a woman's case, I think it does the opposite (in my opinion): she gets MORE horny for a man. It's probably part physical and part mental, but the women I know who take care of business the most are the ones who tell me they need a man the most.
So that's pretty much my story about why Little Fire Hydrant doesn't get opened up too often for a draining. Although he did last night with my phone call to Celine, and I know she handled her end just fine, too. Speaking of phone calls, I'm going to post my phone number on my sidebar in the next day or so, feel free to drop me a line if you're bored. No, not for phone sex, just to say hi. It's toll-free anyway.