Saturday, May 16, 2009
The Threesome: every man's fantasy, a turn-off for most women, until it gets in their heads. I tell guys that the best way to get a threesome with their women is to NEVER mention it. If your sex life is good, if you spend quality time with your gal in a nice pub with attractive people, almost every woman will bring it up the same way: "Ever think about a threesome?"
The scene in Henry and June where June and Anaïs rent a pair of hookers and watch them fuck is intimidating. Its very sexy, without showing too much. Mazzy asks me "Ever been with two women?" Of course. I lived with two women roommates, and we fucked constantly. Sometimes one, sometimes the other, sometimes all three in my California King that I had at the time. Mazzy's eyes widen and asked, "Did you like it?" It's a lot of work. I'd prefer to try to guys and a gal, really. Mazzy looks at Zazzy and they both laugh. "You never know," she says.
We smoke some more, and then do a round of chilled vodka shots from their freezer. I'm really toasted, and I'm getting a bit hot watching Zaz snipe at Mazzy's tits through her shirt. I guess he responds the same way.
It's true, actually. Cheaters can stop, but the one cheated on will always wonder why it happened, and then they'll wonder why they didn't get the chance, either. A threesome is a nice way to put it to bed, literally.
She cleaned herself off, and I fucked her one last time, slowly and passionately. We kissed, and he slept through the whole thing. She brought me close while she was on top, and when I came she removed my condom and swallowed me one last time. He never woke up. We kissed again, and I dressed and left.